Mad, impossible and a bit fairytale.
The world is not a wish-granting factory.
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
Smooth as fuck
We’re the monsters. Even banshees, even me.
this is the funniest post i have ever seen and now i need to start watching this show
- Do I know you?
- I don’t think so.
booty vs booty
I’m always amazed how much control Chris has over that shield. When Tom turns it is swinging around uncontrollably, while in Chris’ hand it stays perfectly still.
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi